Fanny packs are back.

Did I really just say that?

Rihanna styled Louis Vuitton's fanny pack at Met Bar in London Tuesday night...

Kudos to matching the shade of the leather to the shade of your hair, Rih, but -

This look's bizarre.

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Check the two-face inspired design of this Alexander Wang knit and velvet dress.

One side is super-smooth jersey; one side is burnout velvet. Asymmetrically placed, they make a serious statement. And that drapey shoulder? Talk about le drame.

I mean, sure Alexander Wang is spot-on for the season with the velvet, but really. Really.

Asking if this dress is beautiful is like asking your BFF if she's going to wear peacock blue eyeshadow to work tomorrow.

Enough said.

_{Alexander Wang knit and velvet dress, $274, Nordstrom}

It's high-quality, made from Mongolian lambswool.

It's super long, just like the winter when you'd wear it.

It's got decent coverage, for when you're not wearing much underneath (think MK Olsen pairing hers with a slinky silk number).

Is this Adrienne Landau long fur vest beautiful or bizarre?

I'm thinking beautiful... et tu?

_{Adrienne Landau long fur vest, $695, Neiman Marcus}

So first Heidi Klum gets immortalized as Barbie in plastic.

Now Kim Kardashian is blonde, botoxed, blue eye-shadowed, and buxomed in Kurv magazine.

Really, people. Really?

Totally bizarre.

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